Perpetual Escapism

May 19

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physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via valerieparker)

smokedsausages:

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girlsbydaylight:

by D&P

girlsbydaylight:

by D&P

(via starsweet)

seansoo:

woaH!!! a sleeping tiger

seansoo:

woaH!!! a sleeping tiger

(via starsweet)

May 18

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pony-fuhrer:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

guy in the car be like “I’M ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

pony-fuhrer:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

guy in the car be like “I’M ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

(Source: deadmutation, via keinzantezuken)

May 17

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via overlordmal)

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(Source: rebel6, via magnetub)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via overlordmal)

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