He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Here’s a little chair into which you can strap your kid and force them to watch you take a dump. Neat, huh?
you can strap them in just in case things get bumpy
i don’t think you guys have ever been around children long enough to know that they can squirm out of fucking azkaban and if you take your eyes off of them for two godamn seconds they will burn down the bathroom before you can blink your motherfucking eyes and then they’ll innocently bat their own squinty lil peepers as the fire trucks arive
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
What the fuck.
Hope this info is enough, but if you have any questions, send me an e-mail, an ask, note, anything :)
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
Dark Souls - Bonfire
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.